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Masta Sushi's Page of Useless Crap
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Welkahm to Masta Sushi's Page of Useless Crap
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Hello. I am MastaSushi. This is my page of useless crap.
To start things off, you might notice that there is a window next to this picture. Fortunecity.com put a window here to show that I have "moved into" this website, and it is like a home to me. That is a friendly gesture, I suppose. However, I am greatly disturbed by the fact that I have never seen this window in my life. Where did it come from? I do not own such a window. I would appreciate if Fortunecity.com would not create accusations that I own a window that is theirs.
I'm not gonna take care of it, cuz it ain't mine. I didn't ask for a room with windows!
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No! No! No! No!
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Look! It's another window! Sick, sick! Now what is this? I supposedly own two windows now? Pretty soon they're gonna be charging me for owning so many windows. The cheap things people do for money. You know, I'd best take my business elsewhere. I hear Geocities gives you a room WITHOUT windows! And Xoom.com doesn't even GIVE you a room! I'd rather have a box for a room than pay for some bleeping windows! How about THAT, Fortunecity? Pah!
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STOP IT!
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Okay, now I'm getting angry. I have three windows in my webpage. This means that a common passerby can just peer in and see what I'm doing! And with three windows, there can be up to three people staring at me at once! And look THROUGH the window! There is another building with the curtains up! Why, someone could be using binoculars and watching me this very instant. I thought we had a'privacy policy', FortuneCity. Tsk, tsk.. they're watching my every move. Next time, I'll move into an empty room.
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